THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER
This is so accurate i’ve experienced all LMAO
I’m a visual learner and now I’m an alcoholic. Thanks, Obama.
I learn better from experience, one of each please!
White Russians though
my brother got me wasted from white Russians when I was 7. What a good babysitter.
Me at work everyday
Found and joined a Subaru Owners Club and fucking hyped because I’ve been looking for people out here that own Subarus. And ill occasionally see random subies and give proper wave but i didn’t know anyone. Now I have joined a group and im pumped because hubby will be gone but i’ll have shit to do involving the car :D and it’ll keep me entertained.
This week is literally dragging ! Like can Friday just get here?! I want to see my husband already! The dogs are driving me crazy, they have gotten out of control, well Xena has. For the past week she’s been peeing inside her cage and its driving me INSANE! I don’t know why she’s doing it, because theyre literally out and about for hours, and before i go to bed which is 11 pm i take em out for a “just in case”. And i’ve been waking up to piss in her cage every morning! She used to hold it in til the mornings when i would take them out, just like my other dog. And now she won’t and i’m seriously going crazy. I have so much shit to do before this weekend comes and i have absolutely no motivation to do any of it.
I need to start my schooling, i’m literally freaking out and stressing over here. I feel like i might need to get a second job. Just so much shit right now i can’t even think straight…
Sooo according to all the pregnancy tests i’ve done i’m not pregnant. But then my friend tells me to do the blood test bc some people don’t show positive on at home pregnancy tests…? So now i’m like well maybe i’m not pregnant & i’m just hormonally dysfunctional. And she is like just go get the blood test. I feel like if i do i’ll be disappointed if it comes out negative sooo i’m probably going to wait it out til my next period..maybe i’ll get it then…
Sooo i almost like died in pain this morning. It was like 8 a.m i was in bed sleeping and out of nowhere I get this intense pain, felt like cramps just really fucking intense. I was on my damn knees with my head in between my legs, literally in tears. And i was thinking holy shit these are the worst cramps i’ve ever had, at least i’m getting my period. Nope, nope, nope, no period here. I took a pregnancy test last week came out negative. Buuuut now i’m going to take another one sometime today. And I’m going to schedule an appointment because i never got my period in July. So idk wtf is wrong with me :/
Im still waiting on my period…
Goodness gracious i post on my fb, if anyone owns a subaru to message me bc i needed someone’s thoughts, this girl messages me like. “i have a subaru, whats up?” And im like cool i tell her my issue and she replies “oh im sorry i can’t help you with mechanical issues, u might want to take it to the shop on base” ummm thats my point im not trying to go to a shop if i can do it here. Why do u even own a subaru and u can’t do it any mechanical work on it? What u thought i was gonna ask u, oh lets be buddies because u own a subaru? NO. Get out my face.
I’m so glad I’ve become close to these two girls. Its really difficult for me to make friends with other females because I’ve always been one of the guys and i just find staying friends with females is a lot of work and drama filled so i avoid them. But i have met two of the most outgoing, funny, friendly girls out here and I am so glad we’re so close. Because I don’t know what I’d be doing with myself right now.